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Ancient Evil [Reading] ➹ Ancient Evil By Candace Arkham – Thomashillier.co.uk The lure of love led her through a jungle of horror to a house of blood The lure of love led her through a jungle of horror to a house of blood.


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  1. K.T. Katzmann K.T. Katzmann says:

    She walked into the Casa Sangre living room with legs like a palm tree Normally I d climb up, but I was currently behind bars in the corner.My name is Nostradamus I m a parrot I also happen to be the most interesting character in this book.The girl had made her way to our little mansion in the jungle while looking for her missing archaeologist brother Honestly, I didn t give her decent odds on it For one thing, the cackling old hag who owned the mansion was an obvious cackling villain from She walked into the Casa Sangre living room with legs like a palm tree Normally I d climb up, but I was currently behind bars in the corner.My name is Nostradamus I m a parrot I also happen to be the most interesting character in this book.The girl had made her way to our little mansion in the jungle while looking for her missing archaeologist brother Honestly, I didn t give her decent odds on it For one thing, the cackling old hag who owned the mansion was an obvious cackling villain from the beginning Scooby Doo would ve been suspicious One way or the other, I figured I d be cawing soon.Oh, yeah I forgot to mention I caw when people are about to die Hence the name.What followed was a standard ankle breaker plot You ain t heard of an ankle breaker Well, they re the books with a dame running away from a house in the dark on the cover Some are good Some aren t so much This one, I would find out, was interminable.Picture an old black and white Doctor Who episode where the Doctor never shows up to hurry things along There I sat, stupefied in the cage, while our supposed heroine evaded death by, well, fainting and having someone mysteriously save her Seriously, was there some other book going on where she was only a bit character Is this the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead of ankle breakers While we re at it, snakes in the bed are a common form of danger in ankle breakers, but it kinda robs the scene of suspense if the entire cast of the novel stand around the bed commenting.Not dying is the only thing our heroine s good at She d three suits and a box short of a deck of cards, and the ones she s left holding have baseball scores For one thing, if a Gothic romance takes a paragraph to describe a woman s portrait, it don t matter if she s dead, you can be sure that woman is going to show up to stir shit up That s lost on our heroine, apparently Also, having a guy and a girl moanin about forbidden love right after tellin a big story about incest in the family is a little too on the nose Nancy Drew would be done with this caper in thirty pages.I ain t sticking around for the inevitable confrontation Let our oblivious girl stand in a crypt for ten straight pages while people scream dark secrets one after another Not my scene Our creepy little incest fan will let me out, and I ll fly away well before this book rips off a half dozen Universal monster movies.After all, there s a cute little macaw by the river I have an appointment with


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