B-MOVIE MASH-UP: Gastropods of Terror and How to Get a


    B-MOVIE MASH-UP: Gastropods of Terror and How to Get a attacked by something too horrible to imagine And something happens to Annette that is also too horrible to imagine Suddenly it s up to Peter to save Annette and the world at the same time in a story involving giant gastropods, severed body parts, really disgusting slurping sounds, a lake full of beer,tons of salt, Van de Graaff generators, and a bottle of Ghirardelli Black Label Chocolate Sauce."/>
  • Paperback
  • 150 pages
  • B-MOVIE MASH-UP: Gastropods of Terror and How to Get a Head in Real Estate
  • Scott Erickson
  • English
  • 27 July 2018

5 thoughts on “B-MOVIE MASH-UP: Gastropods of Terror and How to Get a Head in Real Estate

  1. Jessica Jessica says:

    Full disclosure I received this book for free and a picture of my head is on the cover.Other than that, it s an easy, fun read It s full of absurdist humor see below , so if you re into that kinda thing, check this book out.There s a pretty great sexual analogy involving a loading dock resulting in some particularly hilarious one liners tis better to ship than to receive and absence makes the dock grow fonder And here s an excerpt that I think was my favorite paragraph in the book The Full disclosure I received this book for free and a picture of my head is on the cover.Other than that, it s an easy, fun read It s full of absurdist humor see below , so if you re into that kinda thing, check this book out.There s a pretty great sexual analogy involving a loading dock resulting in some particularly hilarious one liners tis better to ship than to receive and absence makes the dock grow fonder And here s an excerpt that I think was my favorite paragraph in the book The line of troops raise their rifles and begin firing A bazooka is loaded and fired toward the advancing enemy A tank advances through the forest, spliced in from a scene in an old World War II movie because the budget isn t big enough to afford a tank.I dunno why that cracked me up so much, but it did I guess I just love the idea of a book saying that they don t have the budget for a real tank


  2. Ashley Adams Ashley Adams says:

    Sardonic satire, wonderful wit, quirky characters and gigantic gastropods combined to have me chuckling aloud with each page An excellent recommendation for B movie lovers and humorous humans alike.


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B-MOVIE MASH-UP: Gastropods of Terror and How to Get a Head in Real Estate❆ B-MOVIE MASH-UP: Gastropods of Terror and How to Get a Head in Real Estate kindle Epub ❤ Author Scott Erickson – Thomashillier.co.uk Scientist Peter Mollusk thought he d escaped his mad scientist past He is now a respected gastropodologist living in Madison, Wisconsin, and is engaged to real estate student Annette Puddle Then one f Scientist Peter Mollusk Gastropods of Epub µ thought he d escaped his mad scientist past He B-MOVIE MASH-UP: Kindle - is now a respected gastropodologist living in Madison, Wisconsin, and is engaged to MASH-UP: Gastropods of eBook ↠ real estate student Annette Puddle Then one fateful day two horny teenagers are attacked by something too horrible to imagine And something happens to Annette that is also too horrible to imagine Suddenly it s up to Peter to save Annette and the world at the same time in a story involving giant gastropods, severed body parts, really disgusting slurping sounds, a lake full of beer,tons of salt, Van de Graaff generators, and a bottle of Ghirardelli Black Label Chocolate Sauce.


About the Author: Scott Erickson

Scott Erickson is Gastropods of Epub µ an award winning writer of humor and satire He B-MOVIE MASH-UP: Kindle - has been published in a variety of print and online publications He lives MASH-UP: Gastropods of eBook ↠ in Portland, Oregon, and enjoys beer and roller skating but not at the same time.