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Deepest Thoughts: So Deep They Squeak [Read] ➲ Deepest Thoughts: So Deep They Squeak By Jack Handey – Thomashillier.co.uk With nearly , copies sold of his previous collections, Deep Thoughts and Deeper Thoughts, philosophizing funnyman Jack Handey of Saturday Night Live once again combines soul searching with rib ticklin With nearly , copies sold of his So Deep PDF Í previous collections, Deep Thoughts and Deeper Thoughts, philosophizing funnyman Jack Handey of Saturday Deepest Thoughts: PDF/EPUB or Night Live once again combines soul searching with rib tickling He offers pearls of wisdom, inspiration and observation in an odd Thoughts: So Deep Kindle Ñ and utterly original manner.


About the Author: Jack Handey

Jack Handey is an American humorist He So Deep PDF Í is best known for his Deep Thoughts, a large body of surrealistic one Deepest Thoughts: PDF/EPUB or liner jokes, as well as his Fuzzy Memories and My Big Thick Novel shorts Many people have the false impression that Thoughts: So Deep Kindle Ñ Jack Handey is not an actual person, but a character created by Saturday Night Live or a pen name used by National Lampoon.



10 thoughts on “Deepest Thoughts: So Deep They Squeak

  1. Philip Philip says:

    I wouldn t suggest taking advice from Jack Handey no offense, Mr Handey, sir Case in point I just read the book, and one thought said When you go to a party, don t just assume the drinks are free Ask, and ask often Well, I went to a party last night I double checked with Mr Beachy, if it was ok to drink that 7 up He assured me it was I asked about the next 7 up too And the next one Honestly, he didn t seem that grateful towards my consideration He seemedannoyed as did t I wouldn t suggest taking advice from Jack Handey no offense, Mr Handey, sir Case in point I just read the book, and one thought said When you go to a party, don t just assume the drinks are free Ask, and ask often Well, I went to a party last night I double checked with Mr Beachy, if it was ok to drink that 7 up He assured me it was I asked about the next 7 up too And the next one Honestly, he didn t seem that grateful towards my consideration He seemedannoyed as did the other party guests I ll also add that they appeared to assume I was asking about their drinks as well, because not once did they ask for permission to raid his fridge Needless to say, it doesn t look like I ll be invited back there any time soon Thanks a lot, Jack if that s you re real name which wikipedia says it is I m never taking your advice againWhich means I m paying NO attention to this one If you go to a costume party at your boss s house, wouldn t you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss s wife Trust me, it s not I m never trusting you again, Jack Handey


  2. Andrew Andrew says:

    I mean really, you just can t beat deep thoughts.


  3. Melanee Melanee says:

    Absolutely hillarious.


  4. Brad Brad says:

    A book that takes less than half an hour to read, yet made me throw my head back in laughter five times.It s probably just the context of when I decided to read the book, but I liked this one better than the first two Deep Thoughts books view spoiler Here are the culprits I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate And I can picture us attacking that world, because they d never expect it When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police A book that takes less than half an hour to read, yet made me throw my head back in laughter five times.It s probably just the context of when I decided to read the book, but I liked this one better than the first two Deep Thoughts books view spoiler Here are the culprits I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate And I can picture us attacking that world, because they d never expect it When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police But then I got curious about it I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, I like mayonnaise She stared at me, so I said it again, louder Then she left I guess she went to try and find some mayonnaise for me A funny thing is if you re out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you re going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend you got bit by a snake Then start an argument about who s going to go get help A lot of guys will start crying That s why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke It s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating hide spoiler


  5. Jessica Jessica says:

    I picture hear his voice as i read them to myself Brilliant I could pee my pants laughing.


  6. Melissa Melissa says:

    Brilliant.


  7. William William says:

    Good Really liked the flea one and the rich person one.


  8. Patty Patty says:

    I read this silly book in 30 minutes Even had to put it away as I was laughing so hard waiting in my doctor s office.


  9. Tim Ganotis Tim Ganotis says:

    Scarcely contained lunacy Fantastic.


  10. Jordynb. Jordynb. says:

    This is one of the funniest book I ve ever read I promise you I ve read this book multiple times in one day for a month Its a very short book and is totally worth the time It is a collection of thought from the author Its good because it is something I can relate to Everyone has those random thoughts about past experiences or about what is going on around them that they just keep to themselves One thing about reading this book is that you don t expect what you are going to get This book s This is one of the funniest book I ve ever read I promise you I ve read this book multiple times in one day for a month Its a very short book and is totally worth the time It is a collection of thought from the author Its good because it is something I can relate to Everyone has those random thoughts about past experiences or about what is going on around them that they just keep to themselves One thing about reading this book is that you don t expect what you are going to get This book somehow thought me a lessons that I will never forget, I hope you can experience the same Also when reading this book you must read it with an open mind and do not judge the book, to get the true experience


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