Sir Tristan is Just Awful eBook ò Sir Tristan MOBI

Sir Tristan is Just Awful (Arthur Dies at the End, #3) ❴Epub❵ ➟ Sir Tristan is Just Awful (Arthur Dies at the End, #3) Author Jeffrey Wikstrom – Thomashillier.co.uk DID YOU KNOW Tristan took a break from his tragic love story with Isolde the hottest lady in Cornwall to enjoy an affair with the second hottest lady in Cornwall During a period of exile from Cornwall DID YOU KNOW is Just PDF/EPUB ¶ Tristan took a break from his tragic love story with Isolde the hottest lady in Cornwall to enjoy an affair with the second hottest lady in Cornwall During a period of exile from Cornwall Tristan became king of Brittany and married the princess there whose name was also Isolde Tristan Sir Tristan MOBI :↠ wandered away from Brittany and his wife and never returned or even mentioned them ever again King Mark’s savage betrayal and murder of Tristan and Isolde ended up on the cutting room floor If you did know all those things clearly you’ve read Le Morte d’Arthur by Sir Thomas Malory and I pity you Tristan is Just Epub Ù No one should have to slog through that pile of continuity errors and insipid descriptions of jousts I’ve spent years of my life poring over all twenty one books of this foundational work of fantasy literature dreadful as it is Here for your amusement and edification I recount dissect and ruthlessly mock each ridiculous plot contrivance each self contradictory anecdote and each unnamed damsel who runs in from offscreen and dies Arthur Dies at the End volume Sir Tristan is Just Awful covers books VIII through X of Le Morte d’Arthur Here you’ll find the almost complete saga of Tristan and Isolde such as it is all of Tristan’s random murders heartless abandonments and pointless dick moves Thrill as Tristan rampages his petulant way across Arthur’s realm picking fights and insulting his friends ARTHUR DIES AT THE END I read Le Morte d’Arthur so you don’t have to.


1 thoughts on “Sir Tristan is Just Awful (Arthur Dies at the End, #3)

  1. Craig Little Craig Little says:

    Winston's hilarious concordance of Malory continues apace and his absolute hatred of many of Sir Thomas's writing tics are beyond hilarious Also the mental images some of the names Wikstrom provides as they aren't in the source texts are fantastic Also the running tally of Jousting tournaments and the point by point breakdown of exactly how Sir Tristram truly was just awful is surprisingly brilliant


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