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Moby Dickhead: or, the White Zombie Whale ❮Download❯ ➽ Moby Dickhead: or, the White Zombie Whale Author Kelly Jameson – Thomashillier.co.uk EXHILARATING A PARODY OF GINORMOUS PROPORTIONS Moby Dick or, the White Whale, was written by Herman Melville in Now considered a great American novel, it s ripe for zombification The adventures of Fi EXHILARATING A PARODY OF GINORMOUS PROPORTIONS or, the PDF É Moby Dick or, the White Whale, was written by Herman Melville inNow considered a great American novel, it s ripe for zombification The adventures of Fishpail aboard the randy sailing vessel P God, commanded by a fellow called Captain Ascab, are heretofore set down as never before as the crew chases the big, fat, stinky, blubbery, white zombie whale that bit off Ascab s leg and still hungers for his Moby Dickhead: PDF/EPUB or brain Ascab is bent on revenge Even zombie hermit crabs, undead sharks, too much Spaghetto, a sea of bad puns, foul language, and urbandictionary slang, cruel fart jokes, exploding gallbladders, cannibals, and parking tickets will not deter him He will find Moby Dickhead and destroy him, because Moby Dickhead s a really big, undead dickhead So quit your blubbering and read this classic tale You know you ve had it on your chum bucket list forever So Dickhead: or, the PDF Å just do it Now Rated TI for Totally Immature.

  • Paperback
  • 712 pages
  • Moby Dickhead: or, the White Zombie Whale
  • Kelly Jameson
  • English
  • 07 July 2018
  • 1479151483

About the Author: Kelly Jameson

Please visit my author website at or, the PDF É keljameson I love to hear from readersKelly Jameson is the indie author of Sensual Historical Romance SPELLBOUND Hot Highlands Romance series, Book An unforgettable highland warrior seeking revenge, an innocent maiden brave enough to confront him Spellbound is a terrific novel filled with passion, intrigue, vengeance, and all consuming love Readers will clamor for a sequel Kat Martin, New York Times best selling author with over million books Moby Dickhead: PDF/EPUB or in printTO TAME A ROGUE Sizzling with sexual tension, filled with passion, an old fashioned romance Fast paced and fun to read Kat Martin, New York Times best selling authorOther Novels by Kelly Jameson Award winning dark suspense, urban fiction, zombie parody, short stories DEAD ONDEAD ON is Brilliant A chilling erotic suspense that will send shivers down your spine A sensuous, gripping tale of murder through the ages Kat Martin, New York Times Best Selling AuthorSHARDS Dickhead: or, the PDF Å OF SUMMERSHARDS OF SUMMER is The Great Gatsby for the beach generation Ken Bruen, best selling crime noir author LONDON BOULEVARD, THE GUARDS, HEADSTONE WHAT REMAINED OF KATRINA A NOVEL OF NEW ORLEANS WHAT REMAINED OF KATRINA becomes a powerful story of the city s underclass, the one seldom reported by the media, the one seldom visited by tourists This is Jameson s third novel, and may be the best one yet Walter Brasch, Journalist Author, Before the First Snow Stories From the RevolutionMOBY D CKHEAD OR THE WHITE ZOMBIE WHALE A zombie MASHUP by Herman Melville and Kelly Jameson There are books about sea life and whales There are books about zombiesBut Kelly Jameson may be the first person to write a book about a zombie whale MOBY D CKHEAD OR THE WHITE ZOMBIE WHALE is an interesting parody of the most famous whale in literature And, just like the original, this one is interesting and has many layers to peel through It may be as terrifying as the original, but this one is a littlesuggestive and a lotfun Walter Brasch, Before the First Snow Stories from the RevolutionJerZey A wacky and hilarious slice of zombie goodness Wicked and deranged, it s TIME BANDITS meets SHAUN OF THE DEAD with a big dose of just plain nuts Highly recommended Jonathan Maberry, New York Times bestselling author of DEAD OF NIGHT and PATIENT ZEROHorrorphilia reviewer Gabino Iglesias says JerZey starts weird and finishes strong The prose is packed with humor and there s an underlying message about what it means to be human that readers should discover by themselves Pick up a copy today Some of her published short stories are collected in an anthology called DESPERATE, DISTURBED, DERANGED, AND DOUBLE LATTED She has also been published in Maxim Jakubowski s the Mammoth Book of Best New Erotica vol , Sex in the City Paris, and the Mammoth Book of Erotic Romance and Domination Jameson s prose is raw, cut to the chase and knife at the jugular I especially like monkey stories, and she has a doozy of a monkey story in this collection But that s not all The collection is loaded with interesting characters who raise personal debasement and self deprecation to an art form, and yet we smile all the way through it because the writing is so powerful These people are flawed, and we get to see em at their worst Caution Leave one s inhibitions on the doorstep when reading these rich, flavorful offerings Not for the faint of heart C G Bauer, author.